Don't live near a Sam Ash store? Or, just want to visit, but can't get away from work right now?  I have the answer...  Grab your guitar, and turn all the tuners different directions real fast, so that it is completely out of tune... , make sure to stick your hand in slurpie first, so you get it nice and sticky..

Then, look at the picture, pick up the guitar, and play along with the track below...  You will feel like you are right there!

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